The internet is full of cats, and I don’t mean memes. I mean
mofos who want to act aloof and call folks names and bury them with doofy shit
and scratch if folks try to clean them a bit. Thing is, folks are not about
that brand of noise anymore. Folks are about love and light and beauty, all the
good shit that makes a person worth someone’s time. If cats want to lick and
lick and cough up their own ass hairs, that’s on them. But let such a mofo
whine about why he’s not getting kissed and, hand to Gawd, let the smacking of
the taste out of a mofo’s mouth begin.
Peace.