Monday, January 2, 2012

Why A Man Should Never Plausibly Imagine Himself As The Hot Chick In A Porno Shower Scene: The Weight Loss Blog, Supplemental

So I'm soaping up in the shower and start to slide into that scene in every soft porn movie where the fabulously endowed woman finds the combination of gel, breasts, and a handheld nozzle powerfully hornanistic -- but it's just me in the real shower. Me. By myself. With chest hair and everything. Atop firm, supple breasts.

Look away, lads. Look the hell away.

Methinks more vegetables and less desserts are in order.

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