...there are links on this page to purchase my book. It is cheaply priced but not cheaply written and I will give you my mother's peach cobbler recipe if you are not satisfied with the time spent. I will include links from time to time on other books your brain needs (like Minister Faust's, which is below, and a new one I'm close to having ready), but wanted you, Dear Indulging Genius, to know in case you're not given to scrolling willy nilly about a web page.
I'm now off to find alternate reality Clarence 001 and punch him in the nuts on GP ("general principle" for those of you without street cred). He's either got it better than I do (punch in the nuts) or worse (punch in the nuts).